while you were partying

When you were partying I studied The Blade
When you were having premarital sex
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated Inner Strength
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

ThisĀ is a comedy show.

Funding for While You Were Partying is provided, in part, by The CBRAT Foundation.